Photographer: Ta da.
Stud: Hunh. Well, he's not what I ... I mean the work you've done, wow. That nasty little Don slag is, poof, completely out of the picture, but ... Give me a second. Okay, you sort of got the Bowie bone structure right, I guess. Sort of.
Photographer: Mind you, it's David Bowie out of costume. I thought about putting in all the crazy make up and wacky haircuts he was famous for, but I thought the candid David Bowie would be more ... erotic.
Stud: So you really think that looks like David Bowie.
Photographer: Well, yes. It's rather uncanny, if I don't say so myself. Quite illusory.