Boris: 'Also, it's a myth about fat boys. Skinny drug addicts. Now that's cuisine. I learned that secret years ago. Take you, for example.'
Gosha (yelling): 'Boris, the KGB is here! Run!'
Boris: 'One second. Now most men look at you and think, Cute ass. Me? I look at you and think, Cute ass. Make mine medium rare.'


Egor: 'You were my best friend when I was straight, and now you're my best fuck buddy. So you know I'm not a bad person, right?'
Pasha: 'You could lose a few pounds, but you're not ... bad.'
Egor: 'Something really shocking has happened, Pasha. Maybe you should sit down.'








Egor's voice: 'So Mischa and I were playing badminton this afternoon ... Well, we were going to, but ... You know how he's an evil murderer who controls our minds and everything. So ... he was just acting so evil, and I thought, This is never going to end if someone doesn't ... if I don't ...'



(to be continued)